The diCATatorship ©
Welcome to the diCATatorship page !
Here, you’ll discover unspeakable truths about our mustached dictators: anecdotes, rules suddenly imposed without warning, sometimes useful tips… and sometimes completely useless stuff (but we post it anyway).
And if one day this page is empty ?
It means the Cat King has taken over the keyboard.
I’ll resume posting as soon as His Majesty decides to move… ©
What you can no longer do once you have a Maine Coon :
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Opening tilt-and-turn windows! (Definitely a death trap).
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Leaving the front door wide open when bringing in groceries (you might lose more than just a carton of milk).
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Going on a spontaneous vacation (your new roommate has very specific demands).
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Spending without counting (because when kitty gets sick, you’ll need to care for them, it’s now your responsibility).
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Throwing yourself onto the bed or couch without checking for a little furball hiding under the blanket (spoiler : it’s there).
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He won’t be able to walk around naked anymore (tea bags and fishing rods are his favorite live toys).
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There are plenty more things, but I wouldn’t want to scare you away… ©
What you can do, and fully enjoy, with a Maine Coon :
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Farting under the covers: he’ll jump, but never judge you.
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Never being alone in the bathroom again (your privacy becomes a very blurry concept).
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Talking out loud without being considered crazy (you’ve got someone to confide in).
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Having the perfect excuse to come home early at night (and say no to some parties).
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Staying in your pajamas all day (as long as his bowl is full, you can look messy).
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Feeling your heart melt when he rests his head on you (even if you haven’t felt your leg for 30 minutes).
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Bragging because you have a cat with royal blood (the kittens from Chatterie de la Reine Oly). ©
